May 2013
33 posts
snitskys:
hearing your favourite song while you’re doing something and stopping so you can just
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me: what do you call a nun in a wheel chair?
mum: what
me:
mum:
me: Virgin Mobile
mum: go to your room
when you spell restaurant right on the first try
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if ur ever sexting just send them this gif
April 2013
153 posts
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank You” will suffice. None of this “How did you get in my house” business. So rude
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the first person to give birth musta been like HOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT
channing tatum: i'm your husband, you were in a car accident
me: ok